33yr-old broken robot. Attempting self-repair. Need money for parts and fuel. 22027 USA.

19th April 2014

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By the end of today, I will most likely have accomplished both all of my laundry and an occasion of social interaction with attractive humans.  Which is a decent combination of accomplishments, for a Saturday, as my life goes.

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17th April 2014

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17th April 2014

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Whenever I hear Vladimir Putin speak on TV or radio, I’m always surprised at how his voice isn’t as deep or menacing or distinctive as I’d expected.  I think I won’t be satisfied with him until I hear him finish a speech with a diabolical Bond villain laugh of uncomfortable length.

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16th April 2014

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Do animals that are constantly losing/replacing teeth (e.g., sharks) just feel like they’re teething all the time?

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15th April 2014

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These remind me of every scene in (the original) Oldboy in which patterned wallpaper is visible.

These remind me of every scene in (the original) Oldboy in which patterned wallpaper is visible.

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15th April 2014

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etheria said: one time a reporter told buzz aldrin that he should admit the moon landing was fake and aldrin punched him in the face. and this wasn’t that long ago.

Yup.  True fact.  But it’s kind of commonly accepted that you just don’t tell someone who landed on the Moon that it’s bullshit, because then they have to punch you in the face.  For their honor.  It’d be like challenging Buzz Aldrin to a duel.  A Moon duel.  With Moon rules.

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15th April 2014

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Get it together, Gomez.

Get it together, Gomez.

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14th April 2014

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Today’s acquisitions.  (Unfortunately, I don’t have access to my own computer or Photoshop today, and the lighting in my new bathroom is weird and yellowish and too bright.  Meh.)

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13th April 2014

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yessSSS

[EDIT:  I’ve realized that my favorite Kaiju is Knifehead and my favorite Jaeger is Cherno Alpha — because both of them have huge, awkward, weirdly-shaped heads, and for some reason that is something I find endearing in giant monsters/robots.]

yessSSS

[EDIT:  I’ve realized that my favorite Kaiju is Knifehead and my favorite Jaeger is Cherno Alpha — because both of them have huge, awkward, weirdly-shaped heads, and for some reason that is something I find endearing in giant monsters/robots.]

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13th April 2014

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CRISIS AVERTED.

CRISIS AVERTED.

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10th April 2014

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What actually gets me isn’t when I have to mark a person’s record as DECEASED in the system; it’s when I have to look up their last known address and change it from CURRENT to FORMER.

I don’t think I’ll ever get used to seeing returned mail that was addressed to dead people, with UNABLE TO FORWARD stamped on it.  It’s like: "We’re sorry, but the action you have requested is beyond the capabilities of the USPS at this time."

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9th April 2014

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9th April 2014

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roguetelemetry said: We are all watching you Panzer. Panzertron Sammichs dot com.

TUMBLR FAMOUS.  Now to spin this into a lucrative reality TV deal, somehow.

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9th April 2014

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It seems somebody I know from Tumblr/Twitter spotted me eating a sandwich at a local deli.  I think that might be the first time an internets person has recognized me IRL.  That I know of.

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8th April 2014

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Wait… Otakon’s relocating to DC starting in 2017?  Or do they mean it’s coming to (e.g.) National Harbor, which desperately wants people to believe it’s “in” DC, but is in fact glaringly not?

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