Well that’s my life changed forever.
Whoa… This may actually be the most helpful/useful post I’ve ever seen on Tumblr.
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Word of advice: Don’t trust people who don’t swear.
PROTIP of the Day: If you absolutely must rob a convenience store, at least take a quick look around to make sure there isn’t a uniformed officer a few feet behind you.
And the award for best mugshot of all time goes to….
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If you’re buying anything that you need ID for (e.g., booze), don’t use the self checkout lane. The machine is just going to make everyone in line wait while it calls a person to come check your ID. Even if there are a lot of people in line behind you. And one of them is me. Dumbass.